Calamari Damacy
for Playstation Poo
The King of All Seafood has lost all the shrimp in the sea! He's counting on you, the fisherman, to roll up all the marinara at the local Market to lure the shrimp back to the ocean. A really fun game!
Animal Crossing: On-Road Fury
for Game Box
Drive without running over any animals! Points for every animal you dodge. Dodge Chuck Norris for infinite points!
Namco Museum of Natural History
for X- Block
Snore through this one! Gaze mindlessly at moldy pizzas in glass cases arranged to look like Pac- Man, stare at the remains of an underground Pooka after being blown up, admire the treasures collected by Mappy, and more! Great for your Science-Geek of a son.
Pokemon Rock
for Game Boy Un-Advanced
Ugh! The cartridge won't fit in the slot! It's A ROCK! How exactly can you call this a game? Worth nothing.
Brain Age: Train Your (Miniscule) Brain in Milliseconds Every 5 Years
......The shortest game of all time. You get nothing out of this. The battery dies before it says ''Touch!'' What a gip.