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0.0-1.9 Nobody's Pick! Lutefisk. Horrible. Do not use the material that is given this rating, at all costs. Seriously, your own eyes will despise you if you check this out.
2.0-2.9 Absolute Crap. Some people might wanna check it out, but most likely they'll be disappointed.
3.0-3.9 Bad. You can try it if you're a hardcore fan of the series in which this rating is given. If you insist, it's your funeral.
4.0-4.9 Deficient. Serious problems. You can try it if you're interested, though.
5.0-5.9 Mediocre. Very average. Not hated for being terrible, but you simply cant put it into the ranks of awesome games.
6.0-6.9 Decent. Only slightly average. Say you took 100 people. 60 might wanna try something with this rating.
7.0-7.9 Good. If the genre is popular, this may sell millions.
8.0-8.5 Great. A-List Title. If you're looking for something subtle thats not too popular, but good, try this.
9.0-9.9 Totaka's Pick! Impressive. Tons of people will want this!
10.0 Totaka's Pick! Everyone existing in this dimension will want this. Need I say more?
11.0 Santa's Pick Will Never Happen. Never, you n00bs. NEVER!
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Shrek The Third
Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Justin Timberlake
Rated PG
Probably the poorest of the Shrek Movies. It has the least laughs, contrary to the hysterical Shrek 2.It was also the shortest, which disappointed me big-time. If you're looking for a long movie, pick Shrek 1 or 2 instead of this one. If you're looking for a movie for a short road trip or just need to see a quickie, this one is perfect for you. The good side of this movie is, all the laughs are hysterical, even though there are few!
Rating---------------6.7%----------------Decent
Back To The Future: Part I
Micheal J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson
Rated PG
Truly, one of the BEST MOVIES EVER. Period. If you're a Science-Fiction Geek like me, you ABSOLUTELY MUST WATCH THIS MOVIE. The clever idea of a time continuum's segments mixed throughout the movie leaves fans begging for a part IV. The bad side of this movie is.....absolutely NOTHING. Reminder: Watch this movie!
Rating--------------10.0---------------PERFECT!-----------Totaka's Pick!
Back To The Future: Part II
Micheal J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Tom Wilson
Rated PG
See the Part I review above. The same exact review, word for word, is given for Part II.
Rating--------------10.0---------------PERFECT!--------------Totaka's Pick!
Back To The Future: Part III
Micheal J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Mary Steenburgen
Rated PG
See the above review for Part II. The same exact review, word for word, is given for Part III.
Rating----------10.0---------PERFECT!---------Totaka's Pick!
American Chopper
Playstation 2
Rated T for Teen.
The moderately awesome motorcycle game. Fans of the Discovery Channel Show will appreciate it, but non-fans will be confused. (Why is the Garage Door blocked by an Invisible wall? HOW exactly can you FLATTEN a pedestrian?) I have to admit, though, it is pretty cool to drive against traffic coming the opposite way. The one thing this game could use....is MORE CHOPPERS! We need more than 15, people!
Rating----------------7.1--------------------Good
Nightcaster: Defeat The Darkness
Microsoft XBox
Rated T for Teen.
Aah! Do not speak the name! Nightcas***! I am not kidding. Saying Nightcas*** is like saying Voldem***. People will want to RUN AWAY from this game. Utterly horrible. Period.
Rating-----------------0.0---------------Nobody's Pick!
Blades Of Glory
Jon Heder, Will Ferrell
Rated PG-13
A. M. A. Z. I. N. G. Period. Will Ferrell and Jon Heder are incredibly hysterical in this flick. The only downside? Hate gross humor? Don't watch this. The sight of blood and pain and gore makes you pass out? Don't watch this. Otherwise, this movie stands among the best of all time.
Rating------------9.8--------------Totaka's Pick!
Kingdom Hearts 2
Sony Play Station 2
Rated E+10
WOW! This game happens to be better than Halo! WAY,WAY better, I should say! Literally everything is thrown into this game. Donald, Goofy, as well as other Disney characters are back, new worlds, characters, and.....skateboards? Yes. You can skate in this game. RPG otaku will love the style of this game. Basically, what I'm trying to say is this:
Rating----------10.0----------PERFECT!-----------Totaka's Pick!
Tennis no Ôjisama - Futari no Samurai
Junko Minagawa, Yuta Yamazaki
LOVE IT! The sports manga/anime The Prince Of Tennis is little known in America, but trust me, it's huge in Japan. They really did a good job turning the franchise into a movie. (By the way, the title translates to The Prince of Tennis - The Two Samurai: The First Game.) Can't find it anywhere? YouTube it. You'll get the full movie. One of the best animated movies of its time.
Rating----------9.9-----------------Totaka's Pick!